Today’s task is to “control your dreams.” (Not a PC post. If you are sensitive to Politically Correct please don’t read it. It will save me a lot of problems). I actually read it yesterday to get the benefits today. The book provided three things to look at and see if they will creep into your dreams: Hedgehog, Airplane, Midget……
Today’s task was to “defy superstition.” The book provided all superstitious things to defy. Well, a lot of them. So, I chose: 1. Walk under a ladder. This one was easy to do as the parks we go to either have children’s playgrounds or exercise structures. So, I specifically chose the one path with ladders to go under. Opee however…
Today’s task was to “take the book’s test to determine if I am a psychopath.” According to the book if you score 40 pts you have to immediately surrender yourself to the police. Hopefully (fingers crossed) I won’t fall into this category. Here are the test and the results: 1. Glibness/superficial charm — had to look up what “glibness” means.…
Today’s task was to “eat asparagus all day long to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get…” So, I got shit loads from Fred’s (and it was on sale!). I decided to at least cook it differently so I boiled for breakfast and baked it for lunch and plan to fry it in a pan for dinner (well, that…
Today’s task was to “read your own palm.” The book provided explanations for each line. According to the book I apparently have to be a social worker for the middle line on my palm. Don’t see a physician based on my first curved line. None for the travel line — thank god, I just traveled and thus broke the “don’t…
Today’s task was “make people notice you.” The book gave me a variety of examples of what to do. For example, keep one eye shut today — hard to walk with that one. I tried and almost hit my pinky toe on the table leg. Spread money around — who carries cash anymore? Carry a midget under your left arm…
Today’s task was “Take your horoscope seriously.” So, at first, I needed to find my horoscope predictions. It is detrimental! How else would I know what I should do in the new year? I am a Sagittarius. So I was on a quest to find one. You would be surprised how many outfits would like to impose their solutions on…
Today’s task was to “send a letter to someone at random with a photo of yourself, a $5, no explanation, and no sender’s address. See what happens.” So, the most difficult job of this was to find a random address. I googled the random address and came across this little site that lets you generate one: https://www.randomlists.com/random-addresses Perfect. So far…
Back to tasks people! Today’s task was to confess to a priest. So, the problem is that you have to find a Catholic church first. So, thanks to google maps I found one called “Holly Trinity” (of course!) three miles away from me. But then you wait for the priest to come out. They check incrementally for the people in…
