Today’s task was to perform striptease (in private). OK so private went out of the window as I have all my window shades open because if they are not I get claustrophobic. But my neighbors across keep them shut so I guess it was somewhat private. (Note: I have no idea how people live in small boxes without natural light).…
Category: Monday
10.16.23
So, my “best” friend ditched me. I am not in her life anymore because I pointed out her not being there for me and then asked her to reflect on it. Fuck her. If she was my best friend it would have been talked out. Go to hell. Anyhow… i am back to 1.5 bottles. Still holding strong although when…
10.9.23
Today is rough. I am contemplating getting another bottle of wine… It’s not because of withdrawals but because I just need to feel numb. I think I am allowed to break down once in a while… It’s a hard journey and not always straightforward because it is a journey. At our work meeting today, my boss insinuated that I do…
7.3.23
Today’s task was to “sabotage Hollywood”. I decided to share a quick reviling of the ending of a movie. Here are the ones I watched. 1. Appolo 13 — They don’t make it to the moon but returned safely. 2. Forrest Gump — Forrest’s mum and Jenny die but leave Forrest with a baby. 3. Karate Kid — Daniel wins.…
5.16.23
Today’s task is to Public Ridicule Day. Here are the things I did: 1. Whistle the theme of “Chariots of Fire.” 2. Mistake someone for a celebrity (yes, I got a Pamela Anderson one on my walk with Opee. 3. Let your ice cream fall out of the cone (Thank you Starbucks for the substitute of the ice cream!) 4.…
4.23.23
Today’s task was dedicated to Nostradamus. I am supposed to predict the future for 2050. Here are my predictions: 1. Clothing: although there is a strong possibility that the 1980s will make come back all wearing Gap is more feasible. Yey for discount items. Stock up now. 2. Transport: ditch the hybrids or electric and definitely Teslas (directed at yuppies…
4.10.23
Today’s task was to “bury a treasure.” First, I had to identify what I want to bury. I decided on my Haruki Murakami collection (pic included) because I am running out of space on my bookshelf (the books are stacked twice on each shell). My thought was that in 20 years I can unbury it and read it again. The…
4.3.23
Today’s task was to “spend $37.” Apparently, economists determined that $37 a day is the optimal figure to spend at this point to spend at the billing cycle. Do your duty for the world economy to purchase goods for $37. That was not easy as I had to add everything I purchased at Trader Jo’s and no matter how I…
3.6.23
Today’s task was to “found an entirely new city.” Every city starts with a single brick. According to instructions, I was supposed to find a brick and then a field to lay it in (preferably by a river as it will make your city a trading port in the future). Finding a brick was easy as my condo came with…
2.21.23
Today’s task was to do a World Domination day and make your plans in advance in case you need them. Title: Supreme leader (why not. if you are the dominator you can do whatever you want and call yourself whatever you want). Site of your world capital: Beijing (intriguing. Ni Hao) Capital: renamed after Your pet (totally. Opee needs a…