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Sunday

1.28.24

This is crazy. I cannot believe it is the end of January already. Where did the time go? Not too much has happened since my last post. I got over the ridiculous breakup with my bestie and now feel liberated instead of angry. I don’t have to deal with her husband anymore! We never liked each other and under his…

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Sunday

12.3.23

Today’s task was to “boycott something today.” I chose two things: chopsticks and boycotts themselves. Theoretically, that should cancel today’s task but what would be the fun? Boycotting chapsticks was unfortunate as I just bought sushi for dinner without reading today’s task first. How am I going to eat it like white civilized people emulating the Japanese? But then I…

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Sunday

10.8.23

I know I am not posting every day but things of quitting hard so far. However, slowly I got to 1.1 bottles. I don’t know how I did it and I am afraid that with this amount I will crave horribly… Just a waiting game so far. But my brain needs to get used to less alcohol every day so…

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Sunday

5.21.23

Today’s task was “Homeless Day.” I was supposed to sit in a preferable corner with a sign of what I am begging for. Seeing how it is still a weekend I was able to do it without feeling guilty for begging while doing my well-paying job. Here are my choices: 1. Used to be a taecher (I assume it is…

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Sunday

5.14.23

Today’s task was to answer spam e-mails. I have plenty in my email (usually dating for seniors). However, I got this one today: “Make your penis huge.” Go figure. I guess whoever bought my info from hackers thought “Tatiana” was a male name. Here is my response: “Thank you for this wonderful opportunity. I don’t have one (although I wish…

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Sunday

4.23.23

Today’s task was to “do as you are told.” Well, seeing how it is Sunday I can’t really practice it at work nor do I want to. Here comes Opee. Although he is already the king of my household (sans the crown) I decided to go the extra mile. The morning started with him jumping on my bed and snoozing…

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Sunday

4.2.23

Today’s task was to “prepare for your own death today.” Writing my own obituary: We loved her. She was the light of our life. But she crossed the rainbow bridge and we hope she is OK. We also hope we won’t be hunted by her spirit. Sage, it is. Who else would do me justice… Burial or cremation — biodegradable…

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Sunday

3.26.23

Today’s task was to indulge yourself. Following Oscar Wilde’s quote: “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from the lack of imagination” I proceeded to the list of items I was supposed to indulge myself with. Here is the list: 1. Caviar: Tsar Imperial beluga = $1,500 a lb. Nope. Could not find it on Amazon anyway. Could have had…

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Sunday

2.26.23

Today’s task was to “wreak havoc on a microscopic scale.” The task is as follows: 1. Shake hands with someone and spread armies of staphylococcus — It’s raining today and my freakazoid doggo won’t go on a walk unless I drive him somewhere where he has no choice but to walk during the rain. Thank god the roads are OK…

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Sunday

2.12.23

Today’s task was to “think of the brand you could be a great spokesperson for. Contact them and become rich.” So the book gave me suggestions but I ignored them as I did not know any brands they recommended. See if you recognize any: • Zappot (apparently removes spots from your face. I prefer to age gracefully spots included). •…

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