dog and I
Tuesday

11.28.23

Today’s task was to “go on a one-man protest.” well, for me it was “one-woman’s” At first I thought I’d just make a sign “I deserve better” and stand on a corner of my street. But then I thought what if someone reports it to my HOA. Really don’t want to deal with them as the last time I dealt…

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buddha picture
Tuesday

4.17.23

Today was a Primal Scream Day. So needed one as I have a project that just is not working. Here are the screams I tried: 1. Yeeeaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh! 2. raaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrgh! 3. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! My neighbors were not home so I did not disturb anyone (the walls are thin in my condo plus I had a fire alarm going off at 1 am…

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Tuesday

4.5.23

Today’s task was “to go to the nearest cemetery, cover your face with flour, and walk into town with your arms outstretched.” Well, this was a fun one. I went to the cemetery near Cornelius (30 minutes of driving but it is a beautiful cemetery). Opee was with me. As I covered myself with flour he felt inclined to lick…

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Tuesday

4.4.23

Today’s task was to “mouth something obscene to a stranger.” Things I chose to mouth: 1. I’m hot for you 2. You look naughty 3. Hello horny 4. Fucky fucky sucky sucky 5. Nice ass stranger I was somewhat afraid they can actually call me on that in which case I was prepared to say, “Your shoelaces are untied.” So,…

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dog and I
Tuesday

1.31.23

Today’s task was to “presell your memoirs based on my spectacular future achievements” So, I mailed the letter to an address provided by the book: 12a Wyman Park Drive, Somerset, NJ 08872 This is the letter (kind of a long read): Dear publisher, This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you to buy my memoirs. I am Tatiana and you have…

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Monday, Tuesday

1.24.23

Today was a “mannerism day.” I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google Here is what I found: Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me. Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in…

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after the rain picture
Tuesday

1.17.23

Today’s task was to “change the weather.” What I wished for is a day with continued rain as I love the rain and wished it rained cats and dogs today. I wanted to be cozy with a blanket reading a book with a cup of tea listening to the rain outside. So I set out on the ways to call…

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Tuesday

1.10.23

Today’s task was “to single out your toe.” So, I had a variety of options. 5 to be exact. The instructions were: 1. Paint the said tow with an expensive varnish — $8.00 at Fred’s. that’s as expensive as I could get. 2. Surround it with clingfilm so it does not wrinkle during the bath — Bath taken, tow wrapped.…

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Tuesday

1.3.23

Today’s task was to “eat asparagus all day long to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get…” So, I got shit loads from Fred’s (and it was on sale!). I decided to at least cook it differently so I boiled for breakfast and baked it for lunch and plan to fry it in a pan for dinner (well, that…

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winter
Tuesday

12.20.22

Today’s task was to “compose a poem and leave it in a public place to brighten someone’s day.” So, I usually don’t write poems… At least not since I took a creative writing class while doing my BA in English Lit ions ago. Time to exercise my brain. First I thought I would write a poem about Russia but decided…

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