Today’s task was to “Parachute. Make and test your own parachute today.” So, seeing how I don’t have access to a roof or don’t want to climb a tree I opted to jump from a bar stool (which is higher than a regular chair and has time to open the parachute). Now to constructing one. At first, I thought I…
I am reviving the “This Book Will Change Your Life” tasks. Today’s task was to “save the life of an ant.” No ants could be found in this cold weather but because it is raining all the worms are out and of course, there are spiders in my apartment and I mean a lot of them. So, I decided to…
I slipped after Aida ditched me and got back to 2.5 bottles… Now I am tapering again. I am at 1.3 currently. and I am making progress again. This time I will take it slow and make sure I stick to the plan. I know I can do it. The highlight of today was going to the Pharmacy to get…
Today’s task was to “memorize answers to the following questions:” 1. What do you call little plastic things on top of the tip on your shoelaces: Aglets (I plan to use them in casual conversation) 2. Why do you never see baby pigeons: They grow up too fast (makes sense. You also don’t see their nest. Very careless to breed…
Today’s task was to “stalk an animal.” So, this one was easy as I have a stray cat living behind my building. Opee and I go there sometimes on walks as he loves cat poop and keeps me on my toes recognizing when he looks for cat poop or tries to find a spot to pee on. Anyhow, because of…
Today was a “Reverse Brainwashing Day.” I was supposed to return them to their originators. I did it by mail. Here are the thoughts I used: 1. Ambition is good: Return to father. 2. Sex is dirty: Return to mother. 3. My inner problems are interesting to others: Return to Freud. 4. Love is all that matters: Return to pop…
Today’s task was to “become an expert of today.” Informative. Here is what I found: Weather in Zambia today — 66F on average. (why Zambia I don’t know. Just because?) The number of wars in progress — we all know about Ukranian war but there are many more. 26 total including Africa and Euro-Asia and Asia. Result of a main…
Today’s task was to “join the political party.” Here is what I think: Republicans: Capitalism Rules. Death Penalty. Abortions are illegal. We are the rich. Democrats: Whatever. We go with the flow. Communists: The Soviet system was not all bad. Redistribution of wealth (total lie but sure). Kill the rich (which they did). Green Party: Corporations are evil. Save the…
Today’s task was to do “plastic fantastic. make a no-obligation appointment with a plastic surgeon and see what he recommends.” I contacted https://www.portlandplasticsurgerygroup.com/ and here are the results I got (I might have gone overboard and I did have to research the possibilities first): Botox – $400 Wrinkle injection — $300 Facelift minor (whatever that means) — $10,000 Nose reshaping…
Today’s task was to apply for the jobs you have absolutely no chance of getting. here is my list: Fire Inspection Coordinator– I know how sprinkles work Sales Representative Entry Level – Work From Home — tempting as I would love staying on working from home Assistant Signal Person — have no idea what it is but I put my…
