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Wednesday

2.2.23

Today’s task was to generate your own barcode. The book gave examples of some famous people with barcodes: Michael Jackson Tom Hanks Salman Rushdie Celine Dion Oprah Winfrey Elton John Yoko Ono I am proud to join their ranks. Well, some of them. Don’t care much for Celine or Oprah. I don’t want to see your millions worth which of…

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Wednesday

2.1.23

Today’s task was to learn how to tie a knot. First I had to determine why. Here is what I thought: Escape from fire. escape from kidnapping. Tie up a maniac until the police arrive. Tie yourself to a tree during the tornado. I learned a single wall knot: Unlay the ends of the rope, and form A bight with…

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Wednesday

1.25.23

Today’s task was to “walk barefoot on grass.” Well, in the morning it was 38F but I attempted this anyway. Took my UGGS off and ventured into the unknown. There is no grass by my apartment so I had to go to a children’s playground. There it says no dogs allowed. Ya, whatever people. It’s the only way I can…

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Wednesday

1.11.23

Today’s task was to “give yourself a haircut.” I was in luck as I really needed one. My bestie gave me a buzzer and I was using it for that purpose. Rather than going to a hair-cutting place where the haircut costs $35 even if they themselves just buzz you doing it myself was proof that you really do not…

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Wednesday

1.5.23

Today’s task was to “defy superstition.” The book provided all superstitious things to defy. Well, a lot of them. So, I chose: 1. Walk under a ladder. This one was easy to do as the parks we go to either have children’s playgrounds or exercise structures. So, I specifically chose the one path with ladders to go under. Opee however…

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Wednesday

1.4.23

Today’s task was to “take the book’s test to determine if I am a psychopath.” According to the book if you score 40 pts you have to immediately surrender yourself to the police. Hopefully (fingers crossed) I won’t fall into this category. Here are the test and the results: 1. Glibness/superficial charm — had to look up what “glibness” means.…

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Wednesday

12.28.22

Back to tasks people! Today’s task was to confess to a priest. So, the problem is that you have to find a Catholic church first. So, thanks to google maps I found one called “Holly Trinity” (of course!) three miles away from me. But then you wait for the priest to come out. They check incrementally for the people in…

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Wednesday

12.21.22

Today’s task was to “distribute friendship coupons.” What better way than distributing over FB? But whoever reads this blog can also cash them in. You all can claim them at any point. 1. One Drunken Binge: this one allows you to binge on any alcohol of your choice. After that, you might contact me and describe the experience. Unfortunately, I…

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Wednesday

12.14.22

Today’s task was to date myself (well, I did it last night as I could not wait when I saw the task. I even thought I might just have to do it every day). I have not dated in a while so I kind of forgot how. Thank god the book had instructions: 1. run a bubble bath – √…

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Wednesday

9.28.22

Have not written for a while. Just got lazy… I recently found that Opee has fleas which made me believe that my house has fleas as well. I’ve been freaking out. Treated Opee and he is now flea-free (or I hope) and moved on to the house. Flea bombed it first to kill adult fleas then sprayed it with Wondercide…

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