Today’s task was to “distribute friendship coupons.” What better way than distributing over FB? But whoever reads this blog can also cash them in. You all can claim them at any point. 1. One Drunken Binge: this one allows you to binge on any alcohol of your choice. After that, you might contact me and describe the experience. Unfortunately, I…
12.20.22
Today’s task was to “compose a poem and leave it in a public place to brighten someone’s day.” So, I usually don’t write poems… At least not since I took a creative writing class while doing my BA in English Lit ions ago. Time to exercise my brain. First I thought I would write a poem about Russia but decided…
12.19.22
Today’s task was to “stick a message on fruit.” At first, I had to make stickers. I had to go to work for it and get some sticky name tag labels which I discretely stole behind the front desk pretending to look for pencils. Then I had to design the messages. Simple. Hello Adobe Illustrator. I am an expert. Help…
12.18.22
Today’s task was to “find your namesake and write them a letter”. Well, this one was bonkers as I Googled my name in hopes to find the namesake and experienced no luck so I decided to celebrate me instead. Came up with weird information. Turns out I lived in two churches. This was a first as I don’t believe in…
12.17.22
Today’s task was to “place flowers on an old unattended gravestone”. This was a serious task as it involved dead people. But you would not believe what happened! The only cemetery I know is in Forest Grove — 30 min drive. I almost went there after walking with Opee. But the weirdest thing happened! We were hiking in the woods…
12.16.22
Today’s task was to “Apply for a knighthood.” Had to think about this one. I think the best thing I got from it is the British Primenister’s address which is 10 Downing Street, London, SW1A 2AA, United Kingdom. Please feel free to make your own application. The American citizens however may not stile themselves as Sir or Dame (totally lame),…
12.15.22
Today’s task was a “random day.” This will be a long post as there are many instructions: 1. Count the number of buses you see on a walk — That was 5. some were school buses and some public transportation. I saw them only because we walked on sidewalks and not the urban trails. I had to prepare for this…
12.12.22
Today’s task is to return all junk mail to the sender. I am supposed to change my name to B. Smith from the Resources and Personnel Department instead of the return address. This was a very welcoming task. So, I started… First, I actually checked my mail, and lo and behold my box was full of junk. Exciting! This demanded…
12.12.22
Today’s task is to sign up to go into space. It’s going to be a short recap. I googled it and came across this site that explains the budget for space travel: https://futurism.com/want-go-space-options I do have savings but they don’t come even close to what billionaires can pay (as we know from Bezos). Even though he said “Hold Onto Your…
