Today’s task was to learn a ballet step. Even though the book said just one I decided on 3 because I am an overachiever. The first I learned is Arabesque where you have to extend your leg directly behind the body in a straight line. I did it because I liked the name. This was one of the easier ones…
Today’s task was short — “kiss mother Earth.” However, it was not easily achieved as we got like 10in of snow so I had to dig deep and then be afraid that my lips will stick to the earth just like tongues to poles in Alaska. First thing first, I don’t have a shovel. What to do? I guess I…
Today’s task was to do a World Domination day and make your plans in advance in case you need them. Title: Supreme leader (why not. if you are the dominator you can do whatever you want and call yourself whatever you want). Site of your world capital: Beijing (intriguing. Ni Hao) Capital: renamed after Your pet (totally. Opee needs a…
Today’s task was to sing Wagner’s Ring Cycle in the shower. I had to do some research and turns out it is three operas under the name. Naturally, there is no way I could bellow three operas so I had to look up at least one that lists the lyrics. Although the book provided a musical score there is no…
Today’s task was to “pick up litter in the street today.” So I had to research the lifeline of the litter with the book’s help. Here is what I found: Banana peel — 3 to 4 weeks (5 picked) Tin can — 10-40 years. (1 picked) Aluminum wrapper — 200 to 500 years (10 picked) Disposable diaper — 500 to…
Today’s task was to do “plastic fantastic. make a no-obligation appointment with a plastic surgeon and see what he recommends.” I contacted https://www.portlandplasticsurgerygroup.com/ and here are the results I got (I might have gone overboard and I did have to research the possibilities first): Botox – $400 Wrinkle injection — $300 Facelift minor (whatever that means) — $10,000 Nose reshaping…
Today’s task was to “use your TV remote for evil purposes.” Here is the lay of the map: #1 — turn traffic lights green. I took my remote with me when I drove my piglet to a park for a morning hike. Eventually, the light did turn green. Way to go, remote. #2 — activates evil in people. So did…
Today’s task was to “attempt being noticed from space.” the only way I thought to do it is to put a message on top of my car (they do have the ability to zoom in to anything on Earth). At first, I had no idea what I should use to write the message. I thought first a regular marker that…
Today’s task was to “think of the brand you could be a great spokesperson for. Contact them and become rich.” So the book gave me suggestions but I ignored them as I did not know any brands they recommended. See if you recognize any: • Zappot (apparently removes spots from your face. I prefer to age gracefully spots included). •…
