Today’s task is to “convince everyone that you are a billion dollars worth of cyborg.” Since I work from home and rarely see people on the street while walking ze beastie I opted to convince you — the FB community. Well, dear friends, I have proof that I am a cyborg in my very arm. It controls my arm especially…
Today is Muzak day. My task was to carry your desired ambiance around you. Choose songs for every mood you have.” Moods: Angry — Mutter, Ramstein (always a pleasure to hear them. I even incorporated their remix in my set when I was DJing); Injustice for all, Metallica (do I need to say more?); White America, Eminem (I really like…
Today’s task was to “become an Internet minister day.” The book sent me to http://ulc.org It literally took me 3 seconds to apply and receive the ministership! I am now a legally ordained minister of Universal Life Church! So, if you have a wedding, funeral, baptism, house blessings, and even want to start your own ministry I am your girl!…
Today’s task was to “ask Bill Gates for money.” Miraculously the book provided his address: c/o Bill Gates, Microsoft, Redmond, WA 98052 (in case you would like to also ask him for money). I still have stamps left from another task so it is easy to mail without a trip to the post office. The book suggested including your bank…
Today’s task was to “give yourself a haircut.” I was in luck as I really needed one. My bestie gave me a buzzer and I was using it for that purpose. Rather than going to a hair-cutting place where the haircut costs $35 even if they themselves just buzz you doing it myself was proof that you really do not…
Today’s task was “to single out your toe.” So, I had a variety of options. 5 to be exact. The instructions were: 1. Paint the said tow with an expensive varnish — $8.00 at Fred’s. that’s as expensive as I could get. 2. Surround it with clingfilm so it does not wrinkle during the bath — Bath taken, tow wrapped.…
Today’s task was “invent your traffic rule of the road” The book gave a number of examples for inspiration. 1. When you see a green car, turn left — Took me to the boonies far from Fred’s where I was going to purchase pizza. 2. Have a road rage attack at the next intersection — always, especially when people are…
today’s task was to “test a proverb today and determine its usefulness.” the book provided the proverbs for my selection. 1. The best things in life are free — hello fancy workshops at my work where dinner and wine are provided. yes!!! super useful (as any funeral with casseroles). 2. Revenge is sweet — for sure. I took one with…
Today’s task was to “do something before breakfast today.” The book provided a number of activities. 1. Call a friend and express surprise they are not up yet — no chance in hell as my bestie raises at 6 am and there is no way I will wake up before that. Strike 1. 2. Find out what’s on TV today…
