Monday, Tuesday

1.24.23

Today was a “mannerism day.”
I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google
Here is what I found:
Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me.
Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in the meetings all the time. Ya, do we really need two meetings a week even though we have nothing to say to each other?
Shake one leg: you are nurturing some chronic anxiety. I shake my legs all the time. It could be a sign of Parkinson’s.
You bite your lips: You fear your hidden demons: Total bs. My lips are just dry.
You fiddle with your hair: you are not comfortable with your appearance. My hair is one inch long. No go on this one.
You tap your fingers: you have a tendency toward control freakery: I don’t even know what it means.
All and all I am a decent human being who hates the world.
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