Star is sick again… Poor baby… But I am so tired of the illnesses, and a lot of meds do not help 🙁 I don’t know how to keep it at bay. At this point, I have spent close to 10K on her already. That’s most of my savings… I hate to complain, especially about something I cannot control. It’s…
Reading “Ada or Ardor” by Nabokov. What a racy book! Nabokov mastered erotica without being vulgar. But of course, he is a master. I believe it was published last in his chain of other books. Sex, incest, and a great love story… what’s not to like? I absolutely see how he employed Anna Karenina at the beginning of the book.…
I am on a knitting and reading kick. Keeping busy right now. I am knitting a coat because my previous clothes do not fit me anymore, and I finally cleared out my closet from all the clothes that don’t fit, succumbing to the fact that I will never be skinny again. Thus, creating my new clothes. The coat proved to…
It’s been a year since I wrote. Many things happen, of course. Such is life. I lost Opee last July. He developed a neurological condition and could hardly stand on his own for a long time. The last walk we went on was very difficult for him as he kept stumbling and his legs bent and were dragging on the…
I have an exciting project going on. I am finally replacing all the carpet with laminate. I have got a contractor to do it for 4,600 as opposed to another contractor that quoted me over 10,000. My apartment is 700 sq feet. A friend did three bedrooms with stairs (2,400 sq feet) for 9,000. So I was pretty pissed. Needless…
Today’s task was to “go on a one-man protest.” well, for me it was “one-woman’s” At first I thought I’d just make a sign “I deserve better” and stand on a corner of my street. But then I thought what if someone reports it to my HOA. Really don’t want to deal with them as the last time I dealt…
Today was a Primal Scream Day. So needed one as I have a project that just is not working. Here are the screams I tried: 1. Yeeeaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh! 2. raaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrgh! 3. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! My neighbors were not home so I did not disturb anyone (the walls are thin in my condo plus I had a fire alarm going off at 1 am…
Today’s task was “to go to the nearest cemetery, cover your face with flour, and walk into town with your arms outstretched.” Well, this was a fun one. I went to the cemetery near Cornelius (30 minutes of driving but it is a beautiful cemetery). Opee was with me. As I covered myself with flour he felt inclined to lick…
Today’s task was to “mouth something obscene to a stranger.” Things I chose to mouth: 1. I’m hot for you 2. You look naughty 3. Hello horny 4. Fucky fucky sucky sucky 5. Nice ass stranger I was somewhat afraid they can actually call me on that in which case I was prepared to say, “Your shoelaces are untied.” So,…
Today’s task was to “presell your memoirs based on my spectacular future achievements” So, I mailed the letter to an address provided by the book: 12a Wyman Park Drive, Somerset, NJ 08872 This is the letter (kind of a long read): Dear publisher, This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you to buy my memoirs. I am Tatiana and you have…
