The new year came and went uneventfully. Celebrated in my private Idaho with my furry baby by my side. No stress, no social anxiety, no forcing myself to do small talk. Bliss. But the year start was shitty and was full of health problems. I am still waiting for tests, etc. Does not help that my primary doctor is incompetent…
As this year moves towards the end, I am going through a re-evaluation of my life and finding out who I am. I have lost sight of who I am. Personality crisis? I think so. I know that this is bonkers. I have lived for 53 years on this earth, and only now do I realize that essentially I have…
This is crazy. I cannot believe it is the end of January already. Where did the time go? Not too much has happened since my last post. I got over the ridiculous breakup with my bestie and now feel liberated instead of angry. I don’t have to deal with her husband anymore! We never liked each other and under his…
Today’s task was to “boycott something today.” I chose two things: chopsticks and boycotts themselves. Theoretically, that should cancel today’s task but what would be the fun? Boycotting chapsticks was unfortunate as I just bought sushi for dinner without reading today’s task first. How am I going to eat it like white civilized people emulating the Japanese? But then I…
Today’s task was “Homeless Day.” I was supposed to sit in a preferable corner with a sign of what I am begging for. Seeing how it is still a weekend I was able to do it without feeling guilty for begging while doing my well-paying job. Here are my choices: 1. Used to be a taecher (I assume it is…
Today’s task was to answer spam e-mails. I have plenty in my email (usually dating for seniors). However, I got this one today: “Make your penis huge.” Go figure. I guess whoever bought my info from hackers thought “Tatiana” was a male name. Here is my response: “Thank you for this wonderful opportunity. I don’t have one (although I wish…
Today’s task was to “do as you are told.” Well, seeing how it is Sunday I can’t really practice it at work nor do I want to. Here comes Opee. Although he is already the king of my household (sans the crown) I decided to go the extra mile. The morning started with him jumping on my bed and snoozing…
Today’s task was to “prepare for your own death today.” Writing my own obituary: We loved her. She was the light of our life. But she crossed the rainbow bridge and we hope she is OK. We also hope we won’t be hunted by her spirit. Sage, it is. Who else would do me justice… Burial or cremation — biodegradable…
Today’s task was to indulge yourself. Following Oscar Wilde’s quote: “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from the lack of imagination” I proceeded to the list of items I was supposed to indulge myself with. Here is the list: 1. Caviar: Tsar Imperial beluga = $1,500 a lb. Nope. Could not find it on Amazon anyway. Could have had…
