Today’s task was to borrow something from your neighbor the stranger the better. I had options:
A rotten egg — no way. I would not be able to stand the smell.
Key to the kingdom — no interest in this either. I have my own kingdom to rule. It is called Passive Aggresiva and I am their queen.
999 grains of rice — hm… to exact. I usually just take a handful to cook it. no go there.
The earplugs — totally welcome as the small child of my above neighbor’s stamp and run and I can hear it all descending on my head. That is what I asked for. My neighbor was gracious and told me that if he had those he would totally give them to me but would I like to wash my car? He had a hose and the supplies. He recommended going to Fred’s and getting wax earplugs in the Home Improvement section.
Went to Fred’s. Could not find them there. Oh, well. I guess I cannot get mad at a four-year-old…
