Today’s task was to answer spam e-mails. I have plenty in my email (usually dating for seniors). However, I got this one today:
“Make your penis huge.” Go figure. I guess whoever bought my info from hackers thought “Tatiana” was a male name. Here is my response:
“Thank you for this wonderful opportunity. I don’t have one (although I wish I did sometimes, especially in salary negotiations) but pass it on to my male friends. And if I did have one it probably would be huge with huge balls.”
Here is my response to you as a fake male: “Thank you so much for including me in your offer. “Need a long doing?” summarizes my dilemma succinctly. That’s one of the reasons I am minded to accept your offer. Your “Or your money back guarantee” is particularly advantageous. Please send me your “Extra large package” (in a discreet brown envelope). I look forward to hearing from you about any future promotions (e.g Extra-extra large perhaps?)”
5.14.23
