Today’s task was to “mouth something obscene to a stranger.”
Things I chose to mouth:
1. I’m hot for you
2. You look naughty
3. Hello horny
4. Fucky fucky sucky sucky
5. Nice ass stranger
I was somewhat afraid they can actually call me on that in which case I was prepared to say, “Your shoelaces are untied.”
So, on my walk with Opee, I saw more than 5 strangers so I had to recycle my mouthfuls. Some did not look at me at all so I did not mouth anything to them but discretely showed them a finger just because. I was wearing glasses so it was easy to adjust them with my middle finger (see my previous tasks for that). A bunch of them said hello and I seized my moment to mouth it to them instead of “Hello.” But it all proved to be in wane. No one actually stopped and called me on that. Maybe it is my Russian-mouthing accent. So this task proved to be boring. I was so prepared to say “Your shoes are untied.” Well, fucky fucky sucky sucky to that.
