Today’s task was to “eat asparagus all day long to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get…” So, I got shit loads from Fred’s (and it was on sale!). I decided to at least cook it differently so I boiled for breakfast and baked it for lunch and plan to fry it in a pan for dinner (well, that one has not happened yet as I am still at lunchtime and seeing how I spent 4 hours of my life in Les Schwab today to get a peace of mind (mind you it was brutal as they have their TV on and I could not read so I watched the cooking shows. At least it was not a religious channel)). Now I had to measure my pee color… I had to drink a lot of water so that I indeed can do this endeavor. After breakfast, it was still fine. Your beautiful golden treasure. Then after lunch, it started turning into radiation green. I left it at Les Schwab… I can only assume it will turn into nuclear green after dinner. I know this is a TMI task but I have to abide by the book so you are getting a recount. All and all I felt like it was a pregnancy test: pee and look type of deal. Aside from waiting for 4 hours at Schwab, I am pretty happy with the experiment. Easy peasy: ingest, put it out.
My only worry is that I love food and a lot of it so I am afraid that fried asparagus won’t be enough for dinner. Pizza, here I come. Hopefully, you won’t muddy the waters (literally).
