Today’s task was to “read your own palm.” The book provided explanations for each line. According to the book I apparently have to be a social worker for the middle line on my palm. Don’t see a physician based on my first curved line. None for the travel line — thank god, I just traveled and thus broke the “don’t travel” prediction. Would it come back and bite me in the arse? I hope not as I have plans! For the line that completes the making a cross in the middle — be more careful and wash your hands. Well, Covid pretty much made it a habit. I am safe there. The second line completes the x — if it is short your lover will kill you. I am fortunate in this respect. Mine is extending to my wrist. Yey! Death by a boyfriend is avoided! the line across the x — sex line. The more prominent the better. I have to admit it’s a puzzle as I have been single for many years and the dudes I met at the bar who started a conversation with me were gross and all had either traveled to South America or have organic farms there. No thank you. That does not mean of course that I have no sex life. You know what I mean. My short line across the first curve tells me that I never have to pay for sex. Thank god as I am trying to save money for changing my carpet all over my condo into laminate floors. I am looking forward to buying carpets from IKEA to lay around the furniture and in the middle of the room in this case. And finally the miscellaneous line at the bottom — free line. Interpret yourself. I had to ponder this one. What do I want it to be? Oodles of money? But as a cliche saying, “money does not buy happiness” and I want some of that. Get over “the grass is greener on the overside” to test if it’s true? Potentially. Would be fun to cross so many lawns in the neighborhoods where Opee goes to find a stray kitty shit for breakfast. Ya, have done that. not pretty as he drags me over there. So, due to the big things to wish for I decided on a “small’ thing that brings me happiness at dinner time — pizza. May I never run out of pizza for dinner (and maybe breakfast and lunch)?
