Today’s task is to “convince everyone that you are a billion dollars worth of cyborg.” Since I work from home and rarely see people on the street while walking ze beastie I opted to convince you — the FB community.
Well, dear friends, I have proof that I am a cyborg in my very arm. It controls my arm especially when I go through TSA points at airports. I was not fully in control of it and expect shooting lasers out of it any day now. Thus, do not anger the arm (it’s a left one for your information). To utilize the cyborg’s arm I decided to do everything with the left arm like pouring wine in a glass and driving. Took some convincing but in the end, the cyborg’s arm stopped resisting and I became in control of it. Thus it is I who will be shooting the lasers. And, yes I am worth billions as no one else’s arm can shoot lasers. I am one of a kind. Not convinced? Try me. I am sure that the laser will reach wherever you are.
