Today’s task was to rage against the machine. The book provided the machines. I provided the commentary:
Rage against the toaster — did it this morning. “You’ve burnt it again! Raaaaaaggghhh!!!
Rage against the kettle — also this morning as I was trying to have tea. “Boil you fucker, boil!!!!
Rage against the elevator — I had to take one at my workplace as I needed to make some copies of important stuff. “Crash down for all I care (it was the second floor so surely I won’t die) you fascist scum!
Rage against the microwave — Mine all of the sudden started to make grampy noises. “I am going to destroy you. I swear on my mother’s head!!!”
Rage against mobile phone — Although my prayers have been answered by spam calls still… “Bastard mobile phone, why won’t you ring (includes the ring for text messages.”
Feel so good after raging as I screamed at the appliances.
