Today’s task was “make people notice you.” The book gave me a variety of examples of what to do. For example, keep one eye shut today — hard to walk with that one. I tried and almost hit my pinky toe on the table leg. Spread money around — who carries cash anymore? Carry a midget under your left arm — could not find one. Considered making a cut out of one but FedEx printers were closed. Glue a spatula to your arm — had to hold a leash so it is a no-go. Wear a crown — New Year festivities are over and I am not in Britain. So I decided to go rogue. Thankfully one of my dearest friends gave me a magical hat with a variety of blinkers on it (no I am not a Christmas tree! But sure close to it). And thankfully it is “hat” weather. So, I wore it on a walk with ze beastie. that inspired every person I passed to wish me a Happy New Year. So I probably was a X-mas tree to them. Success!!!!
