Today’s task was to “make a pact with the devil”
Here is my application:
Dear Lucifer,
I, Dame Tatiana, wish to make a pact with you.
In exchange for my soul, you will grant me great power/vast wealth (in the amount of at least $50,000 so that I can fix my condo which is incidentally my ransom amount) for the next 30 years (which I think I have left on this Earth unless you grant me immortality then it’s forever). I undertake and abide by the rules of the damned and did watch White Walkers taking over the world behind the wall so I am familiar with the rules of the damned. But I do not wish to have a Devil’s mark as people would recognize that and probably avoid me at all costs and there would be no one to sacrifice. I also do not wish to sacrifice children (orcs are OK) for you as I don’t have any or make a satanic nuisance of myself (reference the Devil’s mark). Signed and dated with my blood.
Well, instead of blood I found a red ink pen. Hopefully, it will fool Lucifer. And hopefully, I did not have too many stipulations.
People beware!
2.11.23
