Today’s task was to leave a note on someone’s car windshield. Luckily I went to a store to get some orange juice (I drink copious amounts of it ever since I got sick). I had to handwrite it as I don’t have a printer at home. But I thought it will look like a traffic ticket. And I could totally add the fine for debauchery behavior (i.e. crossing the parking lane). Lo, and behold of course it was a Subaru that was parked over the line. So, hating Subarus I left a note notifying them that I left someone in their trunk and will pick them up later instead of a “parking ticket”. I am glad it was not raining because my effort would just disintegrate. They totally deserve it and probably would drive from the parking lot 10 miles under the speed limit. Bloody Subarus and the “Life is Good” yuppies (only applies to Portland and the metro area. Alaskans are safe). I hope you check your trunk.
