Today’s task was to do “plastic fantastic. make a no-obligation appointment with a plastic surgeon and see what he recommends.”
I contacted https://www.portlandplasticsurgerygroup.com/ and here are the results I got (I might have gone overboard and I did have to research the possibilities first):
Botox – $400
Wrinkle injection — $300
Facelift minor (whatever that means) — $10,000
Nose reshaping — $3,500
Cheek augmentation — $4,000
Liposuction — $4,000
Neck lift — $3,000
Needless to say, I opted for aging gracefully, I need to remodel my apartment. Then if money is left over I might do botox. Don’t judge me.
