Today’s task was to “attempt being noticed from space.” the only way I thought to do it is to put a message on top of my car (they do have the ability to zoom in to anything on Earth). At first, I had no idea what I should use to write the message. I thought first a regular marker that won’t wash off during the rain which will improve the chances to be noticed from space. Then I thought that because during the rain there are clouds so they won’t be able to notice it at all. Then I thought I would do it on paper but again I thought of the rain and the mess it would make. So then I had a brilliant idea– washable markers! Thank you, kindergarten teachers! So, after the trip to Fred’s, I got 7 colors (plus sushi for dinner). I settled on Black as it will be the best contrast as my car is white (did not have to pay extra for the color at the dealership!). Anyhow,
here is the message:
“Hey mister CIA spying on me with your goddamn satellites. I pay my taxes! (yes, you heard that correctly). I even vote! I am no fool! I am going to blast you out of the skies with my blasting magic powers (yes, I am a superhuman) you goddamn pretty Harvard pretty boys (or girls. Although I think girls would be more inclined not to spy on regular citizens)! Fascists! See you in hell (which I am heading to as I made a pact with Lucifer a day before).” Let’s see if the CIA contacts me with the reprimand for being a social dissident.
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