Today’s task was “Take your horoscope seriously.”
So, at first, I needed to find my horoscope predictions. It is detrimental! How else would I know what I should do in the new year? I am a Sagittarius. So I was on a quest to find one. You would be surprised how many outfits would like to impose their solutions on you and many pages in the email. But they say they will give it to you in 24 hours. Too late people! I needed it to be in a hurry as the end of the year is happening in a few hours. So, after an hour of searching, I stumbled on one that did not request your email. Here is my prediction: “The moon moves into Taurus and the sector of your chart that governs wellness today, dear Archer, asking you to prioritize your health in the new year. Whether you need to implement a more consistent sleep schedule, cut back on your vices, or exercise more, now is the time to pledge your allegiance to such changes in 2023. However, it’ll be important that you give yourself plenty of time to meet such goals, as Venus and Pluto align in your solar second house. While this celestial exchange will certainly promote the idea of transformation, the energy will move slowly, and so should you!”
Wellness today — great as Russians predict how you spend the new year is how your life will be in the new year. Good health is welcome. I guess no doctor visits for me!
Cut back your vices — simply unacceptable! I love my vices and plan to keep them in the new year as it makes my life bearable (not that I have a bad life…).
Exercise more — what could be more than walking as fast as I can with my furry one for 2 hours a day. Fitbit tells me I burn my fat 90% all the time. Totally worthless prediction.
Give yourself plenty of time — no problem. After all, it is a new year every 12 months. I hope 12 months is acceptable as slow and “give yourself more time.” Provided my horoscope does not change for 2023.
Another horoscope told me that i am compatible with Virgo, Leo, and Pieces but totally incompatible with Taurus — please do not friend me if you are Taurus because I might be an asshole to you.
My sign is Fire so please approach with caution unless you like to be burnt (see asshole comment).
Looking forward to the new year and I hope you are too.
