Today’s task was “to be on the lookout for paranormal”.
here are paranormal things I experienced:
1. Strange wind-like whisper — probably my neighbors paying me back for the fire alarm at 1 am.
2. Unexplained smells — probably my neighbors or the leftover from the previous owner or my house sitter. I am burning candles to get rid of them.
3. Fleeting shadows — probably from my blinds and moving sun and leaves on trees.
4. Cupboard doors opening — maybe it’s just Opee looking for a snack (same with the refrigerator).
5. Keys disappearing — normal occurrence with my scatterbrain. I once found them in the fridge).
6. Lights turning on and off (well, this one is unexplainable. I guess it is “Curiouser and Curiouser as Alice said).
7. Being touched by an invisible hand — freaky. I am contacting my local paranormal investigator!)
8. Being slapped by the invisible hand — angry ghost is never good. see comment above.
9. Apparition (hungry zombie) — I went too far with my imagination.
10. Blood sluicing down the walls — I need to get da hell out of here.
Based on that I determined that my condo is hunted. Calling Ghost Busters!
