My task today was to plan for my old age. Here is my want for old age things:
1. Mansion: $1,000,000
2. Yaht: $200,000
3. Golf: $5,000 a year
4. Viagra: $5,000 a year
5. Trip down to the Nile: $5,000 a year
6. Medical care: $100,000 a year (this one is a lowball as my meds cost $15,000 a month. So there. Maybe I won’t need them anymore.”
7. Prepaid funeral expenses: $5,000 (i want to be buried under a tree in biodegradable suck vertically.) Looked it up.
So now based on my totals and the number of age I plan to retire after the total money I have to save a month is: $207,667. Yey me. I guess I better not reach old age at all. Or live in the independent living home and shop at Safeway.
