Today is the “conspiracy day.”
So, due to my laziness in spring cleaning, I hired (for the first time ever) a cleaning lady. I left the house because I thought it was rude to observe her and that would make her uncomfortable. I did leave the list of things I wanted to get done. Took two pages because it is a spring cleaning. Yes, I have a conscience of working classes being one myself, and remember how nervous I get when someone looks at my computer standing behind my back. Anyhow, I returned home and started to suspect that she is a communist. Here were the signs:
My books were rearranged to spell Lenin with the first letters of the books and authors. Also, I suspect she leaves messages to her fellow communist handler (who I suspect is a plumber) using my toilet water tank. I should not have hired him to assess if my toilet is leaking today (he showed up right after the cleaning lady left as I wanted to tackle most problems in one day). That damned toilet would be the end of me. I think with is a pretty solid conspiracy.
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