Today’s task was to “test if you are a psychopath.”
Here is a test:
1. Glibness and superficial charm (somewhat true. I tend to use it on strangers I have to meet at gatherings at a bar.)
2. Grandious sense of worth (Not true. I have a bad case of impostor syndrome and am generally insecure about 6’1″ in height.)
3. Pathological lying (sometimes I say to my friends I am busy to meet but in reality, I just want to hang out with my dog. Not sure it applies.)
4. Luck of remorse (hm… in some cases, if I see stupid I will call it stupid.)
5. Lack of empathy (see the comment above.)
6. Promiscuous sexual behavior (I wish. I would be way more relaxed after casual sex. Although it does happen sometimes and by sometimes I mean once a year.)
7. Behavior problems early in life (if by behavior problems they mean drinking a bottle of vodka on a dare in high school or getting a whole cohort to skip a class (which they did) then sure.)
8. Impulsiveness (sure thing. When DVDs were a thing I would totally buy a random one on impulse from Freds.)
9. Juvenile delinquency (see the comment on #7.)
10. Criminal versatility (as per one of my tasks I stole something from Freds and gave advice on how to steal more items. I think that qualifies.)
All in all, I am surely on my way there. Don’t judge me but be very afraid!
