Today’s task was to “become an expert of today.” Informative. Here is what I found:
Weather in Zambia today — 66F on average. (why Zambia I don’t know. Just because?)
The number of wars in progress — we all know about Ukranian war but there are many more. 26 total including Africa and Euro-Asia and Asia.
Result of a main sporting event today — Soccer. 1×1 Oregon vs Texas.
Middle East oil reserves today — 67.1 OPEC total (have no idea what OPEC means but sure).
Lottery results in Colorado — 0. No one won. Pity. It is fun to watch people become rich and then spend all their money in Vegas.
Percentage of fake orgasms — I figured 1 million… Just an estimate. Did not interview them and anyway, they would not tell truth. Everyone lies as we know from watching “House” on Amazon Prime.
Time spent waiting for phones to be picked up — we don’t call each other anymore. We text them. The only time we would use a phone call is when we are not satisfied with our bank. I called my bank. It was 30 minutes due to a high volume of calls. At least I got elevator music out of it.
Moon-Earth distance today — 239,000 miles. Set in stone that one.
Numbers of births worldwide. Based on statistics 56.3 births per 1,000 women. Do the math yourself.
Glad to be the expert of today. We will see what tomorrow brings.
