Today’s task was to “distribute friendship coupons.” What better way than distributing over FB? But whoever reads this blog can also cash them in. You all can claim them at any point.
1. One Drunken Binge: this one allows you to binge on any alcohol of your choice. After that, you might contact me and describe the experience. Unfortunately, I probably won’t be able to join you unless you live in Portland and the Metro area. Sorry. Binging with you would have been hella fun.
2. One Honest Advice: be careful with this one. There might be things you might not want to hear. However, I am good at honest advice but it did cause a rift with some of my friends. Approach with caution.
3. One Hug: people who I visit or live in my area should take me up on that. I am a hugger and hugged my Rover housesitter three times during the “get to know you and your doggo” session.
4. One Bitching Session: this one might be a favorite for many people. I will listen to you without judgment. However, this coupon might be paired up with the “honest advice” coupon. But bitch away! It’s good for your mental health.
5. One Embarrassing Secret: my favorite! Love secrets and have many secrets myself. If you share one I will share mine back to make you feel better. However, the embarrassing secrets might start a competition. This one can be paired up with “one drunken binge” as when you are inebriated you will loosen up and the secret might come out after “I love you, man!”
6. One Round of Drinks: friends who live here take me up on that (ordering the most expensive drink is fine and in fact encouraged. You got get my money’s worth.” Friends on FB, send me an invoice and I will happily reimburse you!
I encourage you to cash them in. That’s how generous I can be. While supplies last.
