Today is rough. I am contemplating getting another bottle of wine… It’s not because of withdrawals but because I just need to feel numb. I think I am allowed to break down once in a while… It’s a hard journey and not always straightforward because it is a journey. At our work meeting today, my boss insinuated that I do…
Today’s task was to “sabotage Hollywood”. I decided to share a quick reviling of the ending of a movie. Here are the ones I watched. 1. Appolo 13 — They don’t make it to the moon but returned safely. 2. Forrest Gump — Forrest’s mum and Jenny die but leave Forrest with a baby. 3. Karate Kid — Daniel wins.…
Today’s task was to “buy your own grain of sand in the Bahamas.” Apparently, there is a price range: 1. Grain of sand near the beach toilets – $1 (convenient but no. there will be so many people stomping on it) 2. Grain of sand under a palm tree – $2 (tempting as it is hot but don’t want to…
Today’s task was “Homeless Day.” I was supposed to sit in a preferable corner with a sign of what I am begging for. Seeing how it is still a weekend I was able to do it without feeling guilty for begging while doing my well-paying job. Here are my choices: 1. Used to be a taecher (I assume it is…
Today’s task is to Public Ridicule Day. Here are the things I did: 1. Whistle the theme of “Chariots of Fire.” 2. Mistake someone for a celebrity (yes, I got a Pamela Anderson one on my walk with Opee. 3. Let your ice cream fall out of the cone (Thank you Starbucks for the substitute of the ice cream!) 4.…
Today’s task was to answer spam e-mails. I have plenty in my email (usually dating for seniors). However, I got this one today: “Make your penis huge.” Go figure. I guess whoever bought my info from hackers thought “Tatiana” was a male name. Here is my response: “Thank you for this wonderful opportunity. I don’t have one (although I wish…
Today’s task was to “learn to tell one joke properly.” The joke: ” -How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb? -Don’t be silly. Elephants cannot change lightbulbs!” So, I was practicing on Opee who was turning his head left and right while listening to me enunciate. Then he became disinterested and rolled on his back for…
Today’s task was to “memorize answers to the following questions:” 1. What do you call little plastic things on top of the tip on your shoelaces: Aglets (I plan to use them in casual conversation) 2. Why do you never see baby pigeons: They grow up too fast (makes sense. You also don’t see their nest. Very careless to breed…
