Today was a “mannerism day.” I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google Here is what I found: Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me. Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in…
Today’s task was “to single out your toe.” So, I had a variety of options. 5 to be exact. The instructions were: 1. Paint the said tow with an expensive varnish — $8.00 at Fred’s. that’s as expensive as I could get. 2. Surround it with clingfilm so it does not wrinkle during the bath — Bath taken, tow wrapped.…
Today’s task was to “eat asparagus all day long to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get…” So, I got shit loads from Fred’s (and it was on sale!). I decided to at least cook it differently so I boiled for breakfast and baked it for lunch and plan to fry it in a pan for dinner (well, that…
Today’s task was to “compose a poem and leave it in a public place to brighten someone’s day.” So, I usually don’t write poems… At least not since I took a creative writing class while doing my BA in English Lit ions ago. Time to exercise my brain. First I thought I would write a poem about Russia but decided…
Today’s task is to return all junk mail to the sender. I am supposed to change my name to B. Smith from the Resources and Personnel Department instead of the return address. This was a very welcoming task. So, I started… First, I actually checked my mail, and lo and behold my box was full of junk. Exciting! This demanded…
The Summer started today at 78F after yesterday’s 63F. This tells me that this Summer as the last Summer would be super hot. This Saturday they expect 91F and Sunday 95F… I dread the day. However, my home is still cool as it is in the shade of trees so I might not even have to turn the air conditioning…
My computer is covered in wine stains and dog hair. I don’t know how it is still alive. Someone on Facebook said that what matters is how the computer feels inside. I don’t know how it feels inside. It does not talk to me. And if it would it would probably say that it is resentful. Just came back from…
Just started my mini-vacation. Just a week which is for the summer means mini. I still have 3.5 weeks to burn after that but because I am working around my co-workers’ schedule (no surprise there and I never receive a thank you for that) and the hiring committee I am on it would be difficult to take any time off…
