Today’s task was to “bury a treasure.” First, I had to identify what I want to bury. I decided on my Haruki Murakami collection (pic included) because I am running out of space on my bookshelf (the books are stacked twice on each shell). My thought was that in 20 years I can unbury it and read it again. The…
Today’s task was to “spend $37.” Apparently, economists determined that $37 a day is the optimal figure to spend at this point to spend at the billing cycle. Do your duty for the world economy to purchase goods for $37. That was not easy as I had to add everything I purchased at Trader Jo’s and no matter how I…
Today’s task was to “found an entirely new city.” Every city starts with a single brick. According to instructions, I was supposed to find a brick and then a field to lay it in (preferably by a river as it will make your city a trading port in the future). Finding a brick was easy as my condo came with…
Today’s task was to do a World Domination day and make your plans in advance in case you need them. Title: Supreme leader (why not. if you are the dominator you can do whatever you want and call yourself whatever you want). Site of your world capital: Beijing (intriguing. Ni Hao) Capital: renamed after Your pet (totally. Opee needs a…
Today’s task was to sing Wagner’s Ring Cycle in the shower. I had to do some research and turns out it is three operas under the name. Naturally, there is no way I could bellow three operas so I had to look up at least one that lists the lyrics. Although the book provided a musical score there is no…
Today’s task was to “use your TV remote for evil purposes.” Here is the lay of the map: #1 — turn traffic lights green. I took my remote with me when I drove my piglet to a park for a morning hike. Eventually, the light did turn green. Way to go, remote. #2 — activates evil in people. So did…
Today’s task was to “attempt being noticed from space.” the only way I thought to do it is to put a message on top of my car (they do have the ability to zoom in to anything on Earth). At first, I had no idea what I should use to write the message. I thought first a regular marker that…
Today was a “mannerism day.” I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google Here is what I found: Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me. Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in…
Today’s task is to “make a snowball.” The book provided instructions: 1. Empty your freezer: hm… really? why don’t just make space? 2. Place an empty bawl inside: ok, got one. 3. Use a sharp tool to scrape layers of ice from the freezer into a bowl: my freezer was not icy at all so it demanded a trip to…
