bird pick
Monday

2.20.23

Today’s task was to sing Wagner’s Ring Cycle in the shower. I had to do some research and turns out it is three operas under the name. Naturally, there is no way I could bellow three operas so I had to look up at least one that lists the lyrics. Although the book provided a musical score there is no…

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Monday

2.14.23

Today’s task was to “use your TV remote for evil purposes.” Here is the lay of the map: #1 — turn traffic lights green. I took my remote with me when I drove my piglet to a park for a morning hike. Eventually, the light did turn green. Way to go, remote. #2 — activates evil in people. So did…

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Monday

2.13.24

Today’s task was to “attempt being noticed from space.” the only way I thought to do it is to put a message on top of my car (they do have the ability to zoom in to anything on Earth). At first, I had no idea what I should use to write the message. I thought first a regular marker that…

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fog
Monday

2.7.23

Today’s task was “to get rained in”. I was in luck as it was raining all morning. The book advised me not to care an umbrella. No biggie. I have had my rain gear since I moved to OR. I am totally dry as I walk my doggo 6 mi under the rain. He is wet. But I dry him…

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Monday, Tuesday

1.24.23

Today was a “mannerism day.” I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google Here is what I found: Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me. Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in…

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winter
Monday

1.23.23

Today’s task is to “make a snowball.” The book provided instructions: 1. Empty your freezer: hm… really? why don’t just make space? 2. Place an empty bawl inside: ok, got one. 3. Use a sharp tool to scrape layers of ice from the freezer into a bowl: my freezer was not icy at all so it demanded a trip to…

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oth
Monday

1.16.23

Today’s task is to “convince everyone that you are a billion dollars worth of cyborg.” Since I work from home and rarely see people on the street while walking ze beastie I opted to convince you — the FB community. Well, dear friends, I have proof that I am a cyborg in my very arm. It controls my arm especially…

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image
Monday

1.9.23

Today’s task was “invent your traffic rule of the road” The book gave a number of examples for inspiration. 1. When you see a green car, turn left — Took me to the boonies far from Fred’s where I was going to purchase pizza. 2. Have a road rage attack at the next intersection — always, especially when people are…

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petal
Monday

1.2.23

Today’s task was to “read your own palm.” The book provided explanations for each line. According to the book I apparently have to be a social worker for the middle line on my palm. Don’t see a physician based on my first curved line. None for the travel line — thank god, I just traveled and thus broke the “don’t…

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snowflake
Monday

12.19.22

Today’s task was to “stick a message on fruit.” At first, I had to make stickers. I had to go to work for it and get some sticky name tag labels which I discretely stole behind the front desk pretending to look for pencils. Then I had to design the messages. Simple. Hello Adobe Illustrator. I am an expert. Help…

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