Today’s task is to “convince everyone that you are a billion dollars worth of cyborg.” Since I work from home and rarely see people on the street while walking ze beastie I opted to convince you — the FB community. Well, dear friends, I have proof that I am a cyborg in my very arm. It controls my arm especially…
Today’s task was “invent your traffic rule of the road” The book gave a number of examples for inspiration. 1. When you see a green car, turn left — Took me to the boonies far from Fred’s where I was going to purchase pizza. 2. Have a road rage attack at the next intersection — always, especially when people are…
Today’s task was to “read your own palm.” The book provided explanations for each line. According to the book I apparently have to be a social worker for the middle line on my palm. Don’t see a physician based on my first curved line. None for the travel line — thank god, I just traveled and thus broke the “don’t…
Today’s task was to “stick a message on fruit.” At first, I had to make stickers. I had to go to work for it and get some sticky name tag labels which I discretely stole behind the front desk pretending to look for pencils. Then I had to design the messages. Simple. Hello Adobe Illustrator. I am an expert. Help…
Today’s task is to sign up to go into space. It’s going to be a short recap. I googled it and came across this site that explains the budget for space travel: https://futurism.com/want-go-space-options I do have savings but they don’t come even close to what billionaires can pay (as we know from Bezos). Even though he said “Hold Onto Your…
Almost two weeks sober. It was actually much easier than I expected. Maybe because I was ready to quit. The craving subsides with time. I crave it only in the evening or when I am bored. It’s manageable. It is still hot. However, in the evenings it is cool and that helps with the morning temperature. I crave fall and…
Another weekend passed by. This one was uneventful except for urban hiking in the morning for 3 hours each day. Ze beastie was happy and peacefully slept by my feet after. I can’t believe he is 11 and still that spry. I think that a key to doggo’s long life is to keep moving. Just like for humans I suppose.…
Don’t really have any news today. It is a very occasional post on Monday. The heat wave is still here. Hopefully the last day of it for a while. The forecast from Google lady is hopeful. Opee and I survived in spite of the hot pavement and zillions of degrees outside. Thank god the inside is cool. On a shitty…
End of June already. It is crazy how time flies. This summer did turn out to be a scorcher. Today it is 115F. Yesterday it was 113F. According to the news, we are the hottest city than 99.8 % of Earth. Our temperature is only beaten by the African Sahara desert, Persian Gulf, and some deserts in California. A friend…
Writing because I am procrastinating doing my strength exercises. They are tough but only take half an hour. The benefits are tremendous. I have a bad back and if I don’t do strength training it starts hurting. Besides, I gained a lot of weight so that adds to the situation. Can you imagine me with a double-chin? I can’t. That’s…
