Today Facebook suspended me for using the word “propaganda”. I cannot rebel and when I tried to send them a message to appeal this preposterous shit it said that there is an error. Fuck you Facebook. I mean really fuck you. Your censure is bogus and completely unacceptable. I guess it’s 1984.
Today’s task was to “leave a trail behind me, Hensel and Gretel style.” I decided on candy and thumbtacks, and chalk markings. We walk in different neighborhoods and I decided to leave a different trail in each. I thought people will either pick up candy (the best outcome) and thumbtacks (everybody needs those at some point or other). The chalk…
Today’s task was to “walk barefoot on grass.” Well, in the morning it was 38F but I attempted this anyway. Took my UGGS off and ventured into the unknown. There is no grass by my apartment so I had to go to a children’s playground. There it says no dogs allowed. Ya, whatever people. It’s the only way I can…
Today was a “mannerism day.” I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google Here is what I found: Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me. Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in…
Today’s task is to “make a snowball.” The book provided instructions: 1. Empty your freezer: hm… really? why don’t just make space? 2. Place an empty bawl inside: ok, got one. 3. Use a sharp tool to scrape layers of ice from the freezer into a bowl: my freezer was not icy at all so it demanded a trip to…
Today’s task was to “pretend you are a secret agent.” The book provided instructions for covert operations: “No one can know. Your government needs you, they are watching. Meet at 1300 today outside work. Wave at a gray car. It will pick you up and take you to a secret rendezvous. Good luck. Tear this page out and swallow it.”…
Today’s task was to “put out of order sign in a public place.” The aim was to achieve a comprehensive social breakdown. I did a very bad thing. You know how you go to the Pharmacy you have to go to a stand and get a ticket with a number. Well, this is where I posted the sign “Out of…
Today’s task was to “take a cold shower.” Never ever again! It was brutal! It felt like even my soap was frozen. However, it did wake me up to the point that I did not need coffee. But my limbs were frozen so I probably would not have been able to lift a cup of coffee to my mouth anyway.…
Today’s task is to “convince everyone that you are a billion dollars worth of cyborg.” Since I work from home and rarely see people on the street while walking ze beastie I opted to convince you — the FB community. Well, dear friends, I have proof that I am a cyborg in my very arm. It controls my arm especially…
