Today’s task was to “take the book’s test to determine if I am a psychopath.” According to the book if you score 40 pts you have to immediately surrender yourself to the police. Hopefully (fingers crossed) I won’t fall into this category. Here are the test and the results: 1. Glibness/superficial charm — had to look up what “glibness” means.…
Today’s task was to “eat asparagus all day long to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get…” So, I got shit loads from Fred’s (and it was on sale!). I decided to at least cook it differently so I boiled for breakfast and baked it for lunch and plan to fry it in a pan for dinner (well, that…
Today’s task was to “read your own palm.” The book provided explanations for each line. According to the book I apparently have to be a social worker for the middle line on my palm. Don’t see a physician based on my first curved line. None for the travel line — thank god, I just traveled and thus broke the “don’t…
Today’s task was “make people notice you.” The book gave me a variety of examples of what to do. For example, keep one eye shut today — hard to walk with that one. I tried and almost hit my pinky toe on the table leg. Spread money around — who carries cash anymore? Carry a midget under your left arm…
Today’s task was “Take your horoscope seriously.” So, at first, I needed to find my horoscope predictions. It is detrimental! How else would I know what I should do in the new year? I am a Sagittarius. So I was on a quest to find one. You would be surprised how many outfits would like to impose their solutions on…
Today’s task was to “send a letter to someone at random with a photo of yourself, a $5, no explanation, and no sender’s address. See what happens.” So, the most difficult job of this was to find a random address. I googled the random address and came across this little site that lets you generate one: https://www.randomlists.com/random-addresses Perfect. So far…
Back to tasks people! Today’s task was to confess to a priest. So, the problem is that you have to find a Catholic church first. So, thanks to google maps I found one called “Holly Trinity” (of course!) three miles away from me. But then you wait for the priest to come out. They check incrementally for the people in…
Today’s task was to “distribute friendship coupons.” What better way than distributing over FB? But whoever reads this blog can also cash them in. You all can claim them at any point. 1. One Drunken Binge: this one allows you to binge on any alcohol of your choice. After that, you might contact me and describe the experience. Unfortunately, I…
Today’s task was to “compose a poem and leave it in a public place to brighten someone’s day.” So, I usually don’t write poems… At least not since I took a creative writing class while doing my BA in English Lit ions ago. Time to exercise my brain. First I thought I would write a poem about Russia but decided…
