Today’s task was to do “plastic fantastic. make a no-obligation appointment with a plastic surgeon and see what he recommends.” I contacted https://www.portlandplasticsurgerygroup.com/ and here are the results I got (I might have gone overboard and I did have to research the possibilities first): Botox – $400 Wrinkle injection — $300 Facelift minor (whatever that means) — $10,000 Nose reshaping…
Today’s task was to “use your TV remote for evil purposes.” Here is the lay of the map: #1 — turn traffic lights green. I took my remote with me when I drove my piglet to a park for a morning hike. Eventually, the light did turn green. Way to go, remote. #2 — activates evil in people. So did…
Today’s task was to “attempt being noticed from space.” the only way I thought to do it is to put a message on top of my car (they do have the ability to zoom in to anything on Earth). At first, I had no idea what I should use to write the message. I thought first a regular marker that…
Today’s task was to “think of the brand you could be a great spokesperson for. Contact them and become rich.” So the book gave me suggestions but I ignored them as I did not know any brands they recommended. See if you recognize any: • Zappot (apparently removes spots from your face. I prefer to age gracefully spots included). •…
Today’s task was to “make a pact with the devil” Here is my application: Dear Lucifer, I, Dame Tatiana, wish to make a pact with you. In exchange for my soul, you will grant me great power/vast wealth (in the amount of at least $50,000 so that I can fix my condo which is incidentally my ransom amount) for the…
Today’s task was to “fake your own kidnapping and see if anyone pays the ransom” Here is the note I distributed by posting it on pedestrian crossroads and on random trees in the park: “We have Dame Tatiana. Nothing will harm her if $50,000 are left here: Rock Creek park, the third tree from the trailhead by Saturday at noon.…
Today’s task was to apply for the jobs you have absolutely no chance of getting. here is my list: Fire Inspection Coordinator– I know how sprinkles work Sales Representative Entry Level – Work From Home — tempting as I would love staying on working from home Assistant Signal Person — have no idea what it is but I put my…
Today’s task was to borrow something from your neighbor the stranger the better. I had options: A rotten egg — no way. I would not be able to stand the smell. Key to the kingdom — no interest in this either. I have my own kingdom to rule. It is called Passive Aggresiva and I am their queen. 999 grains…
