Today was a “mannerism day.” I had to look up all that it means. Hello, google Here is what I found: Touch your nose: Your lack of confidence to face others.– Do it all the time at meetings. Fuck it. You’ve got nothing on me. Bite your nails: you have repressed anger within you — So true. Do it in…
Today’s task is to “make a snowball.” The book provided instructions: 1. Empty your freezer: hm… really? why don’t just make space? 2. Place an empty bawl inside: ok, got one. 3. Use a sharp tool to scrape layers of ice from the freezer into a bowl: my freezer was not icy at all so it demanded a trip to…
Today’s task was to “pretend you are a secret agent.” The book provided instructions for covert operations: “No one can know. Your government needs you, they are watching. Meet at 1300 today outside work. Wave at a gray car. It will pick you up and take you to a secret rendezvous. Good luck. Tear this page out and swallow it.”…
Today’s task was to “put out of order sign in a public place.” The aim was to achieve a comprehensive social breakdown. I did a very bad thing. You know how you go to the Pharmacy you have to go to a stand and get a ticket with a number. Well, this is where I posted the sign “Out of…
Today’s task was to “take a cold shower.” Never ever again! It was brutal! It felt like even my soap was frozen. However, it did wake me up to the point that I did not need coffee. But my limbs were frozen so I probably would not have been able to lift a cup of coffee to my mouth anyway.…
Today’s task is to “convince everyone that you are a billion dollars worth of cyborg.” Since I work from home and rarely see people on the street while walking ze beastie I opted to convince you — the FB community. Well, dear friends, I have proof that I am a cyborg in my very arm. It controls my arm especially…
Today is Muzak day. My task was to carry your desired ambiance around you. Choose songs for every mood you have.” Moods: Angry — Mutter, Ramstein (always a pleasure to hear them. I even incorporated their remix in my set when I was DJing); Injustice for all, Metallica (do I need to say more?); White America, Eminem (I really like…
Today’s task was to “become an Internet minister day.” The book sent me to http://ulc.org It literally took me 3 seconds to apply and receive the ministership! I am now a legally ordained minister of Universal Life Church! So, if you have a wedding, funeral, baptism, house blessings, and even want to start your own ministry I am your girl!…
Today’s task was to “ask Bill Gates for money.” Miraculously the book provided his address: c/o Bill Gates, Microsoft, Redmond, WA 98052 (in case you would like to also ask him for money). I still have stamps left from another task so it is easy to mail without a trip to the post office. The book suggested including your bank…
