Today’s task was to “give yourself a haircut.” I was in luck as I really needed one. My bestie gave me a buzzer and I was using it for that purpose. Rather than going to a hair-cutting place where the haircut costs $35 even if they themselves just buzz you doing it myself was proof that you really do not…
Today’s task was “to single out your toe.” So, I had a variety of options. 5 to be exact. The instructions were: 1. Paint the said tow with an expensive varnish — $8.00 at Fred’s. that’s as expensive as I could get. 2. Surround it with clingfilm so it does not wrinkle during the bath — Bath taken, tow wrapped.…
Today’s task was “invent your traffic rule of the road” The book gave a number of examples for inspiration. 1. When you see a green car, turn left — Took me to the boonies far from Fred’s where I was going to purchase pizza. 2. Have a road rage attack at the next intersection — always, especially when people are…
today’s task was to “test a proverb today and determine its usefulness.” the book provided the proverbs for my selection. 1. The best things in life are free — hello fancy workshops at my work where dinner and wine are provided. yes!!! super useful (as any funeral with casseroles). 2. Revenge is sweet — for sure. I took one with…
Today’s task was to “do something before breakfast today.” The book provided a number of activities. 1. Call a friend and express surprise they are not up yet — no chance in hell as my bestie raises at 6 am and there is no way I will wake up before that. Strike 1. 2. Find out what’s on TV today…
Today’s task is to “control your dreams.” (Not a PC post. If you are sensitive to Politically Correct please don’t read it. It will save me a lot of problems). I actually read it yesterday to get the benefits today. The book provided three things to look at and see if they will creep into your dreams: Hedgehog, Airplane, Midget……
Today’s task was to “defy superstition.” The book provided all superstitious things to defy. Well, a lot of them. So, I chose: 1. Walk under a ladder. This one was easy to do as the parks we go to either have children’s playgrounds or exercise structures. So, I specifically chose the one path with ladders to go under. Opee however…
Today’s task was to “take the book’s test to determine if I am a psychopath.” According to the book if you score 40 pts you have to immediately surrender yourself to the police. Hopefully (fingers crossed) I won’t fall into this category. Here are the test and the results: 1. Glibness/superficial charm — had to look up what “glibness” means.…
Today’s task was to “eat asparagus all day long to ascertain just how noxious your pee can get…” So, I got shit loads from Fred’s (and it was on sale!). I decided to at least cook it differently so I boiled for breakfast and baked it for lunch and plan to fry it in a pan for dinner (well, that…
Today’s task was to “read your own palm.” The book provided explanations for each line. According to the book I apparently have to be a social worker for the middle line on my palm. Don’t see a physician based on my first curved line. None for the travel line — thank god, I just traveled and thus broke the “don’t…
