Today’s task was “make people notice you.” The book gave me a variety of examples of what to do. For example, keep one eye shut today — hard to walk with that one. I tried and almost hit my pinky toe on the table leg. Spread money around — who carries cash anymore? Carry a midget under your left arm…
Today’s task was “Take your horoscope seriously.” So, at first, I needed to find my horoscope predictions. It is detrimental! How else would I know what I should do in the new year? I am a Sagittarius. So I was on a quest to find one. You would be surprised how many outfits would like to impose their solutions on…
Today’s task was to “send a letter to someone at random with a photo of yourself, a $5, no explanation, and no sender’s address. See what happens.” So, the most difficult job of this was to find a random address. I googled the random address and came across this little site that lets you generate one: https://www.randomlists.com/random-addresses Perfect. So far…
Back to tasks people! Today’s task was to confess to a priest. So, the problem is that you have to find a Catholic church first. So, thanks to google maps I found one called “Holly Trinity” (of course!) three miles away from me. But then you wait for the priest to come out. They check incrementally for the people in…
Today’s task was to “distribute friendship coupons.” What better way than distributing over FB? But whoever reads this blog can also cash them in. You all can claim them at any point. 1. One Drunken Binge: this one allows you to binge on any alcohol of your choice. After that, you might contact me and describe the experience. Unfortunately, I…
Today’s task was to “compose a poem and leave it in a public place to brighten someone’s day.” So, I usually don’t write poems… At least not since I took a creative writing class while doing my BA in English Lit ions ago. Time to exercise my brain. First I thought I would write a poem about Russia but decided…
Today’s task was to “stick a message on fruit.” At first, I had to make stickers. I had to go to work for it and get some sticky name tag labels which I discretely stole behind the front desk pretending to look for pencils. Then I had to design the messages. Simple. Hello Adobe Illustrator. I am an expert. Help…
Today’s task was to “find your namesake and write them a letter”. Well, this one was bonkers as I Googled my name in hopes to find the namesake and experienced no luck so I decided to celebrate me instead. Came up with weird information. Turns out I lived in two churches. This was a first as I don’t believe in…
Today’s task was to “place flowers on an old unattended gravestone”. This was a serious task as it involved dead people. But you would not believe what happened! The only cemetery I know is in Forest Grove — 30 min drive. I almost went there after walking with Opee. But the weirdest thing happened! We were hiking in the woods…
Today’s task was to “Apply for a knighthood.” Had to think about this one. I think the best thing I got from it is the British Primenister’s address which is 10 Downing Street, London, SW1A 2AA, United Kingdom. Please feel free to make your own application. The American citizens however may not stile themselves as Sir or Dame (totally lame),…
